By Cafe Con Film staff It may already be the second week of January but that doesn’t mean it’s too late to post our picks for the best movies of 2012. I’m not going to beat around the bush – 2012 was a fantastic year for cinema. It may not have started off strong but [...]

 Please help me. Please. You’d think being James Bond’s penis would be a joy ride? It’s not. I’m so tired; I can’t catch a break. It’s non stop activity. When I’m not being thrust into lady orifice after lady orifice I’m being threatened with lasers or saw blades. Do you know how many times people [...]

We conclude our countdown of the 15 Fall Movies we can’t wait to see…

By the Cafe Con Film Staff With the kids back in school, it’s time for the adults to come out and play… or so to speak. In other words, it’s time for a season where adults can watch a movie that doesn’t insult their intelligence. It’s time for a season where we leave behind our [...]

By the Cafe Con Film staff With stragglers like The Words, The Possession, Lawless and Premium Rush crowding up screens, it’s about time we wrap up another chapter in Hollywood’s famed summer movie-going season. Over the past four months, we’ve witnessed everything from hulking rage monsters, slimy aliens and web-slinging teenagers to 80s rock stars, [...]